The Room Made of Gummy Bears | |
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Jon and Joey drinking from the Gummy Shot Glasses. | |
Views | 7,000,000+ Views |
Release Date | April 5 2010 |
Comments | Enabled |
Gummy Shot Glasses | |
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Name |
Gummy Shot Glasses |
Video |
Yes |
Cost |
$12.99 |
Available |
yes |
Video Summary[]
Jon and Joey are sitting down in an apartment while eating gummy bears. Jon asks Joey how they are ever going to get girls, and uses Usher and T-Pain as an example. He says that the patron they use are too expensive. Joey replies that they will never get girls to drink this nasty stuff. Jon smells the bottle with a disgusted reaction and agrees. Shortly after agreeing, he thinks that it would be better if it tasted like a gummy bear. A ding is heard and liquid pouring as Jon and Joey look at each other with their mouths open. The song begins after Jon gets up. After the song, Jamie Salvatori says GUMMY SHOT GLASSES, BUY THEM NOW AT VAT19.COM, VAT19.COM, PURVEYORS OF CURIOUSLY AWESOME PRODUCTS.
Lyrics[]
Girl it starts real fresh
And takes you on a journey
These shots so ill
You'll be leaving on a gurney
So bottoms up
Momma didn't raise a dummy
Me and Jeff getting crunk
Doing shots of gummy
Girl don't even fight it
I know you wanna bite it
You sound so excited
Before you even tried it
Baby I was wrong
And you know I'm gonna right it
Send you gummy shotsUPS overnight it
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, on the couch I'mma save you a spot
Oh girl, you know I got the bathtub hot
Well you know I can't afford
No expensive brandy
So I pour an Old Crow
And chase it down with candy
Cuz it's breakin' my heart
That I caused you painYou can tell by the slo-mo
Yell in the rain
Baby girl, say the word
When you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep
With a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach
In the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner
At an Applebee's Break down
In the middle of the spot
I'mma buy another round
While you checkin' these shots
The money shot
The rims shot
Butt shot
Body shot
Not rapping shot
Bad metaphor shot?
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht
Oh girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht.