| Das Beer Boot Music Video Featuring Hans Gretel | |
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| Views | 23M+ |
| Release Date | February 28, 2011 |
| Comments | 27K+ |
| Hand-blown Giant Glass Beer Boot | |
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Price |
$14.99 |
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Yes |
Das Beer Boot is a comically large, glass boot that holds about 40-48 ounces of alcohol or 2700 paperclips. This product has a music video, surrounding it and Hans Gretel.
Lyrics[]
I drink ze beer from ze glass
But that's boring.
Das Boot? Oooo yaaahh,
That's more like it, keep pouring
I have ze German accent
And so of course I love beer
But how much can ze boot hold?
Eins, Zwei, Drei?
Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier!
Da-Da-Das Boot
Da-Da-Das Boot
Das Boot
I have ze beer and so I need ze light snack
A giant pretzel? Totally perfect
Cheese goes nicely with that
Now I'm all dirty and tired
And probably need ze shower
Energy drink should do
I just need more than five hours
Da-Da-Das Boot
Da-Da-Das Boot
Das Boot
So very totally cool
I wake up early and I hunger for breakfast
Butter milk pancakes, sausage,
Eggs, bacon, sugar and cinnamon
And for lunch I want ze wiener...
...Schnitzel, ooo yaaah!
Gotta have ze surf with my turf
And wash it down with ze butter
Then for dinner it's simple
I always eat ze same thing
Sauerbraten, Goulash, Bratwurst,
Spätzle, Hasenpfeffer, and Mayo
To top it all off
I think ze cake looks amazing
But there's just one thing I'd change
I think it goes without saying
Da-Da-Das Boot
Da-Da-Das Boot
Stick it in ze boot
Da-Da-Das Boot
Da-Da-Das Boot
Uuhhnngg!